Og run 5K.

Og still alone.

Og lie about saving puppies.

Og still alone.

Og invent currency. Og still can't buy love. (Og pays self...Og want money back.)

Og still alone.

Og stone woman redefine "hardcore."

Og still alone.

Og finds tree branch that reminds him of saber-tooth tiger. Og extremely happy until spring comes.

Og still alone.

Og think size of saber tooth of saber-tooth tiger indicative of other things. Og not get that far.

Og still alone.

Og sees bear in stars, asks for bear's number.

Og still alone.