Og run 5K.

Og still alone.

Og lie about saving puppies.

Og still alone.

Og invent currency. Og still can't buy love. (Og pays self...Og want money back.)

Og still alone.

Og stone woman redefine "hardcore."

Og still alone.

Og finds tree branch that reminds him of saber-tooth tiger. Og extremely happy until spring comes.

Og still alone.

Og think size of saber tooth of saber-tooth tiger indicative of other things. Og not get that far.

Og still alone.

Og sees bear in stars, asks for bear's number.

Og still alone.

Og comfortable with his sexuality...and his hygiene.

Og still alone.

Og think maybe Og got it backwards...Og take off clothes.

Og still alone.

Og try to impress chick--Og wear clothes!

Og still alone.

Og submit fantasy to "Pentcave."

Og still alone.

Og read "Pentcave." Og crush feet when centerfold fall on them.

Og still alone.

Og put cave drawing of Og in personal ad.

Og still alone.

Og brush tooth, still have mammoth breath.

Og still alone.

Og rub two "sticks" together...poke eye out.

Og still alone.

Og carve woman out of stone...woman still not give Og time of day.

Og still alone.

Og creates "God."

Og prays to "God."

"God" creates woman.

Woman prays to "God."

"God" takes woman away to cave in sky.


Og still alone.

Og drink devil water...see two saber-tooth tigers. Neither one interested in Og "in that way."

Og still alone.

Og looking for love. Turns out, saber-tooth tiger not looking for love.

Og still alone.